Property Caretaker Gifts

"Is it Humid in here or is it just me?"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"I had to skip my workout."

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'They sure have small litters.'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

Boy whistling at crackers.

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Lazy plumber.

Dog Food

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Dog wearing a cone around his waist: 'Hemorrhoids.'

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

'Go ahead, open it. It's a ball.'

Worm Appreciation Society!