Vehicle Caretaker Gifts

'Well, then, what can I get repaired for this much?'

'I could remove the rust,but then what would you drive.'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Bathing the dog

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"I had to skip my workout."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

Boy whistling at crackers.

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

Lazy plumber.

Car wash / Mouth wash

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

"He wants a second opinion."

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'