Vehicle Caretaker Prints

'Well, then, what can I get repaired for this much?'

'I could remove the rust,but then what would you drive.'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Bathing the dog

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"I had to skip my workout."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

Lazy plumber.

Car wash / Mouth wash

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

"He wants a second opinion."

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'Marmaduke, have you been drooling on my cookbooks again?'

'Good thing you called me... Yes, they've mixed worming powder with your food...'