Car Custodian Prints

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Bathroom Fairy

"Not guilty?"

Whittler's Mother.

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."

"Someday, son, all this will be your fault."

Superintendent

Bad news...we're running out of ice.

'Crusher' Collins: Data custodian by day, data bouncer by night.

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

'Oh no, green waxy build up.'

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

Conan the Custodian.

"It's the super - he says a lot of short American fiction has been clogging the pipes in the basement."

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

'I had no idea there was a Nobel Prize for school custodian.'

"Let's go! And you're still not getting a car."

"You may be the CEO, but I control the thermostat in your office."

Emin's bed, tidied up.

Man throws his burger wrapper into the trash.

"No, your laptop turning red isn't a new, cool feature. It's red because it's hot. When is the last time you cleaned it?"

The Ultimate Green Office!

"Oh heck, it’s going to be a long night, someone’s pressed the golden buzzer."

"I'll introduce you to important people like Jim, the custodian. He controls the thermostat."