Car Custodian Pillows

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Bathroom Fairy

"Not guilty?"

Whittler's Mother.

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

Superintendent

"Someday, son, all this will be your fault."

'Crusher' Collins: Data custodian by day, data bouncer by night.

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

'I had no idea there was a Nobel Prize for school custodian.'

'Oh no, green waxy build up.'

"Let's go! And you're still not getting a car."

Conan the Custodian.

"It's the super - he says a lot of short American fiction has been clogging the pipes in the basement."

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

"You may be the CEO, but I control the thermostat in your office."

Man throws his burger wrapper into the trash.

"No, your laptop turning red isn't a new, cool feature. It's red because it's hot. When is the last time you cleaned it?"

A janitor stomps on, mops up and bottles some grapes to make "Truly Affordable Beaujolais".

Emin's bed, tidied up.

"I'll introduce you to important people like Jim, the custodian. He controls the thermostat."

"Oh heck, it’s going to be a long night, someone’s pressed the golden buzzer."