Cooling Custodian Pillows

Bad news...we're running out of ice.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Bathroom Fairy

"Not guilty?"

Whittler's Mother.

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

Superintendent

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

"Someday, son, all this will be your fault."

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."

'Crusher' Collins: Data custodian by day, data bouncer by night.

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

'Oh no, green waxy build up.'

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

'I had no idea there was a Nobel Prize for school custodian.'

"You may be the CEO, but I control the thermostat in your office."

"It's the super - he says a lot of short American fiction has been clogging the pipes in the basement."

Conan the Custodian.

Why don't you look at ME that way?

Emin's bed, tidied up.

Man throws his burger wrapper into the trash.

The Ultimate Green Office!

"I'll introduce you to important people like Jim, the custodian. He controls the thermostat."

A janitor stomps on, mops up and bottles some grapes to make "Truly Affordable Beaujolais".