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"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Bathroom Fairy

"Not guilty?"

Whittler's Mother.

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."

"Someday, son, all this will be your fault."

Superintendent

'Crusher' Collins: Data custodian by day, data bouncer by night.

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

Conan the Custodian.

'Oh no, green waxy build up.'

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

'I had no idea there was a Nobel Prize for school custodian.'

"You may be the CEO, but I control the thermostat in your office."

"It's the super - he says a lot of short American fiction has been clogging the pipes in the basement."

Why don't you look at ME that way?

"I'll introduce you to important people like Jim, the custodian. He controls the thermostat."

Man throws his burger wrapper into the trash.

A janitor stomps on, mops up and bottles some grapes to make "Truly Affordable Beaujolais".

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Emin's bed, tidied up.

"Oh heck, it’s going to be a long night, someone’s pressed the golden buzzer."