Cooling Strategist T-Shirts

Overheated office where a member of staff is suffering from high temperatures

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

'Don't drop that snow globe, they'll close the airport.'

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

The Puck Stops Here.

Why don't you look at ME that way?

'Let's put it on the back burner for now. Give us both a chance to cool down.'

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

'We've had to pool our resources.'

"Now, now, let's try using our NPR voice."

'If you can keep your head while all about are losing theirs...'

Kenny's new ice-cube-pouch body suit helped him reduce his air-conditioning costs.

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

"Too bad leaves can't replace salt for the roads each winter. It would save us a ton of money."

A snowman enjoys the aircon

"But heat rises, so it's cold down here."

Woman tries to pray for the rain to end.

"You're right. . . Maybe it is time we did something about the office heating."

"We always take one piece out."

"Central air? I am so jealous!"

Air conditioner.

Sticker Shock 2007.

"Your nightstand must be the most ambitious piece of furniture in the whole house."

'You know what: These solar-powered fans are great!'

'I tell you what, that Sombrero was a great purchase...'

'You're sure a thirsty bunch.'

"Is it too late for me to go back to the old ladies bike basket?"

Satan ordering man out of fridge.

Ice cubes

"Opening the window even a crack will end your life as a free man. Otherwise, it's safe."