Cooling-off Expert T-Shirts

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'If you're too hot, get back in the water: I'm not buying you ice cream!'

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

Why don't you look at ME that way?

Overheated office where a member of staff is suffering from high temperatures

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

A snowman enjoys the aircon

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

"Central air? I am so jealous!"

'I like this guy. He's not the best worker but here, but one of the few who doesn't complain about the office temperature!'

Air conditioner.

Sticker Shock 2007.

Air conditioning.

Woman walking in the heat sees a snowman inside a house with an air conditioner on.

"Wasting time is an important part of living."

'Strangely it's a wi-fi hotspot.'

Foot in ice cube.

'You know what: These solar-powered fans are great!'

'I tell you what, that Sombrero was a great purchase...'

Bland leading the bland.

'You're sure a thirsty bunch.'