Cooling-off Expert Gifts

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'If you're too hot, get back in the water: I'm not buying you ice cream!'

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

Why don't you look at ME that way?

Overheated office where a member of staff is suffering from high temperatures

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

Kenny's new ice-cube-pouch body suit helped him reduce his air-conditioning costs.

A snowman enjoys the aircon

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

"Central air? I am so jealous!"

'I like this guy. He's not the best worker but here, but one of the few who doesn't complain about the office temperature!'

"Wasting time is an important part of living."

Woman walking in the heat sees a snowman inside a house with an air conditioner on.

Air conditioning.

Sticker Shock 2007.

'Strangely it's a wi-fi hotspot.'

Air conditioner.

Foot in ice cube.

'You know what: These solar-powered fans are great!'

'You're sure a thirsty bunch.'

Bland leading the bland.