Cooling Strategists Gifts

Hammock with holes for feet.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

Why don't you look at ME that way?

'Let's put it on the back burner for now. Give us both a chance to cool down.'

'We've had to pool our resources.'

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

Overheated office where a member of staff is suffering from high temperatures

"But heat rises, so it's cold down here."

"New guy seems pretty aloof."

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

"You're right. . . Maybe it is time we did something about the office heating."

A snowman enjoys the aircon

What can I say - Global warming enriches my life!

'I tell you, the gas shortage story in the seventies was good, but this greenhouse think is pure genius!'

"Central air? I am so jealous!"

Sticker Shock 2007.

Air conditioner.

'You know what: These solar-powered fans are great!'

'You're sure a thirsty bunch.'

'I tell you what, that Sombrero was a great purchase...'

Spiro & Pusho and the palm tree.

'The poor guy's allergic to sand.'

Ice cubes

Satan ordering man out of fridge.

"Opening the window even a crack will end your life as a free man. Otherwise, it's safe."

"You need a new radiator. It's not your fault. It's not my fault. I blame the system, the cooling system."

I keep a cold pack in my desk drawer to help me cool my emotions before I apprach an argumentative student.