Ice Strategists Gifts

Curling.

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

"You call this ice?"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"We used to be cooler."

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

The Puck Stops Here.

"Seriously?? All these years swimming in shark infested seas, just to catch a few fish, and you're telling me all we needed was a rod and a bucket of bait?"

"Sorry - I'm out of ice."

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

Hockey Goal

Arctic Expedition. We have 28 different words for "ice", and 79 different words for "oops."

"Will my office be near an ice machine."

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

'Oh, I'm reasonably ambitious about my military career, sir, but I don't want to set the world on fire.'

What can I say - Global warming enriches my life!

"But heat rises, so it's cold down here."

"Common defence"

"Who was the last to use the icemaker? You left it on extra large!"

'I tell you, the gas shortage story in the seventies was good, but this greenhouse think is pure genius!'

Map for directions on a hockey rink.

'Hey! Not fair!'

The Evolution of fish

"Smoke signals from my neighbor's grill. He's asking if he can borrow some ice."

Aprés-ski, Aprés-curl, Aprés board

Skate! Skate! Skate!

'What's so unusual about freezing dead bodies?'

"I know I've asked this before, but are you sure it's 'paper cuts scissors'?"

"I looked in his eyes and couldn't see his soul."

Ice Sculptures - Liquidation Sale Today only.

'It's rock hard this water-bed of yours.'

Keep her steady!

Ice: Cubed/Crushed/Sculpted.