Hockey Strategist Gifts

Map for directions on a hockey rink.

The MBA Draft

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Putin and Zelensky

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Perils of the double play.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

The Other Cooperstown

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"I love fast break business success."

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"