Doubles Strategist Gifts

Tennis Match.

'Yours Partner!'

The MBA Draft

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

Putin and Zelensky

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Perils of the double play.

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

The Other Cooperstown

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"I love fast break business success."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

Jose Mourinho & Roman Abramovich Caricature.

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."