Doubles Strategist Gifts

Tennis Match.

'Yours Partner!'

The MBA Draft

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Putin and Zelensky

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Perils of the double play.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

The Other Cooperstown

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"I love fast break business success."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."