Cricket Strategist Gifts

Cricket ball deliveries

"The young Englishman prepares for McGraths next delivery!"

'How to get to the batsman' number 1

'Our village cricket club' - Young spinner cleverly positions the field to take a wicket.

'How to get at the batsman' number 2

CCTV

The real solution is to restrict appealing to batsmen.

The MBA Draft

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

Putin and Zelensky

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Perils of the double play.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

The Other Cooperstown

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

"I love fast break business success."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."