Cricket Strategist Mugs

Cricket ball deliveries

"The young Englishman prepares for McGraths next delivery!"

'How to get to the batsman' number 1

'Our village cricket club' - Young spinner cleverly positions the field to take a wicket.

'How to get at the batsman' number 2

CCTV

The real solution is to restrict appealing to batsmen.

The MBA Draft

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Putin and Zelensky

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Perils of the double play.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

The Other Cooperstown

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"I love fast break business success."

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."