Sporting Strategist Mugs

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Rugby Players and Referees.

"Duh!"

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Boxing

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

Golfer going into onsite counsellor office

"Look - after paying eight million quid for you, we couldn't afford a new strip."

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

You're right, there's nothing in the rule book about it!

'AAAARRRGGHHHH, I want my mummy.'

Snooker Duel

The MBA Draft

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Alternative fielding positions

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Perils of the double play.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

The Other Cooperstown

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

"I love fast break business success."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."