Sports Strategist Gifts

"Want to know what I think?"

"For security, our signs need to be at least eight characters long."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'Let's put it this way, part of you was offside!'

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'Excuse me, coach - but are we the hugs or the kisses?'

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

"Remember, champ he maybe bigger, stronger and faster, but he ain't got yer reach!!"

Cricket.

'We're going back to basics...This is a football.'

Under the hurdles.

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

'No Game Plan. Please help'

Rugby player carrying ball in his headband

Linda sets a pick, allowing Dave a clear path to the last doughnut.

'I know you struck out the first 26 batters, Fernando, but the computer says we have to take you out.'

'I hate PowerPoint.'

Think positive thoughts - 'Out of bounds on the right...water on the left...I'll probably shank it!'

'We scored eight goals last week.'

'I have to convince him it's not going to ruin his macho image if he bunts.'

'Get his mind off batting by talking about his investments and marital problems.'

'Not right now, Timmy. First we're going to work on fielding ground balls. Maybe later we can discuss collective bargaining.'

Mixing Baseball and Football

A golfer walking through the rough sees a sign near the green that reads "Resume counting".

Coaching the quarterback

Fantasy Football League training Camp.

Rugby players moving goalposts for ball to go over.

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'

'Try throwing it underhand ... it can't be any worse.'

"O.K. boys, this is where we find out if we're REAL men!"

'Whoa! Leonard got busted for using Human Growth hormone!'

'for what we are about to receive...'