Sporty Strategist Gifts

'That injury weakened your arm. Using this mallet should take car of that problem.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Eligible Bachelor: 'Shall I follow you up, Annie; or leave myself for Lizzie?'

"One more swing and I'm outta here!"

The Quarterback

"Nonsense! You don't use diathermy for that. You use a whirlpool bath."

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'It sort of makes the game more interesting.'

Chess Trainer

'After all these years of purposely losing to the boss, I beat the pulp out of him and turned in my resignation.'

Athletes doing hurdles, short athlete has vaulting pole.

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

'You had a ninety nine! Bowling, I presume?'

'Governor game change and his replacement debate moderators...'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

The MBA Draft

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Perils of the double play.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

The Other Cooperstown

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"I love fast break business success."

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Baseball Clubhouse Pranks

'Are you blind ref?'