Digital Cricket Strategist Gifts

Cricketer uses computer search engine called 'Googly'.

The MBA Draft

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Putin and Zelensky

Eldrow

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

Perils of the double play.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

The Other Cooperstown

"I love fast break business success."

"You are still here."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Baseball Clubhouse Pranks

'Are you blind ref?'

"Marketing hired a golf pro as our spokesperson. Finally, we've got someone on the ball around here."

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

'...and if you guys keep screwing up, I'm gonna have to start kicking some butt!'

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

'Here's a play my backup QB designed. Everyone goes long and I throw to our opponent.'

"Baseball is way too boring - so, we're doing one inning, winner takes all, everybody go home early and live their lives."

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.