Tech-savvy Cricketer Gifts

Cricketer uses computer search engine called 'Googly'.

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

Mozart on a computer,

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

City Marathon.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

Wedding selfie stick

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

Internet Shoplifting

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

A man shoots at a drone.

"...and this year's Special Achievement Award for the longest undetected game of computer Solitaire goes to..."

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

'Romeo, Romeo, wi-fi art thou, Romeo...'

"Today, you're going to spend less time breaking into the school back office website, redirecting air traffic, sending encrypted messages overseas...and more time working on the lesson."

"Hi, it's me. We just landed."

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

Doctor handing cell phone to patient: 'Here, take this and call me in the morning.'

Playing chess with a QR code for a chessboard

"Technology has spoiled our kids. I ordered something off the Internet for him 20 minutes ago, and he's mad that it hasn't arrived yet."

"Is anybody listening to me?"

"It's such a lovely day, why don't you go outside and stare at your phone?"

Sports and new technologies

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

"You don't need to tell me about the birds and the bees. I just Googled it."

"She's either lost her phone or she wants money."

"Too much information."