Tech-savvy Cricketer Gifts

Cricketer uses computer search engine called 'Googly'.

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

Mozart on a computer,

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

City Marathon.

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

Wedding selfie stick

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

Internet Shoplifting

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"...and this year's Special Achievement Award for the longest undetected game of computer Solitaire goes to..."

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

"Hi, it's me. We just landed."

"Today, you're going to spend less time breaking into the school back office website, redirecting air traffic, sending encrypted messages overseas...and more time working on the lesson."

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

Doctor handing cell phone to patient: 'Here, take this and call me in the morning.'

Playing chess with a QR code for a chessboard

Sports and new technologies

"It's such a lovely day, why don't you go outside and stare at your phone?"

"Technology has spoiled our kids. I ordered something off the Internet for him 20 minutes ago, and he's mad that it hasn't arrived yet."

"Is anybody listening to me?"

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

"You don't need to tell me about the birds and the bees. I just Googled it."

"Too much information."

"She's either lost her phone or she wants money."

Dance Enthusiasts.