Tech-savvy Bowler Gifts

The hazards of forgetting to turn off your cell phone,

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

City Marathon.

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

Wedding selfie stick

"...and this year's Special Achievement Award for the longest undetected game of computer Solitaire goes to..."

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

Playing chess with a QR code for a chessboard

Doctor handing cell phone to patient: 'Here, take this and call me in the morning.'

'That's three strikes. You're Out!'

"Is anybody listening to me?"

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

Happy Birthday to an amazing Violinist

Sports and new technologies

Sisyphus Pushes A Giant Bowling Ball

'I used to be confined to my backyard, but with this mobile device, I can do my business anywhere.'

'On Tuesdays, I bowl.'

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

"Too much information."

Cricketer uses computer search engine called 'Googly'.

'I love these computerized running shoes that do the running without you.'

Cat Bowling

'Data on distance, ball velocity in conjunction with wind strength being assessed...'

'No wait. It's not the end of the round. It's just my mobile ringing.'

City Marathon.

Baseball Players with QR Codes on their Shirts.