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The hazards of forgetting to turn off your cell phone,

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

City Marathon.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

Wedding selfie stick

A man shoots at a drone.

"...and this year's Special Achievement Award for the longest undetected game of computer Solitaire goes to..."

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

Spring, 1998: The world of sports is paralyzed by an equipment managers' strike.

Doctor handing cell phone to patient: 'Here, take this and call me in the morning.'

Playing chess with a QR code for a chessboard

"Is anybody listening to me?"

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

Happy Birthday to an amazing Violinist

Sports and new technologies

Sisyphus Pushes A Giant Bowling Ball

'That's three strikes. You're Out!'

'I used to be confined to my backyard, but with this mobile device, I can do my business anywhere.'

Centipedes - 'Wow he must be a hundred feet tall!'

"Too much information."

Cricketer uses computer search engine called 'Googly'.

'On Tuesdays, I bowl.'

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

Though a bit cumbersome, Les Hinmon's personal GPS dramatically improved his game.

10K Text-And-Run.

'I love these computerized running shoes that do the running without you.'

'Data on distance, ball velocity in conjunction with wind strength being assessed...'

Cat Bowling

"I forgot to program my smartwatch to remind me to stop running. I'm about 1,200 miles away."

City Marathon.