Tech-savvy Golfer T-Shirts

'No, those aren't crickets you keep hearing, they're cellphones.'

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

Golfer using a machine to hit the golfball

'Data on distance, ball velocity in conjunction with wind strength being assessed...'

'A remote controlled golf ball! Yes, of course!'

'This is a satellite directional guide to line up the perfect putt!'

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

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"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

City Marathon.

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

'I like to stay connected 247.'

Questions Online

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

"...and this year's Special Achievement Award for the longest undetected game of computer Solitaire goes to..."

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

Sports and new technologies

'I think putting a better team together might work, too.'

Cricketer uses computer search engine called 'Googly'.

"Too much information."

'I love these computerized running shoes that do the running without you.'

'No wait. It's not the end of the round. It's just my mobile ringing.'

City Marathon.

Basketball championship games in the future.

Baseball Players with QR Codes on their Shirts.

"I forgot to program my smartwatch to remind me to stop running. I'm about 1,200 miles away."

'Any further question,just email me...'

Boy Scout Camp.

"These little lights indicate heart rate, respiration, and check engine."