Tech-savvy Golfer Prints

'No, those aren't crickets you keep hearing, they're cellphones.'

Though a bit cumbersome, Les Hinmon's personal GPS dramatically improved his game.

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

Golfer using a machine to hit the golfball

'Data on distance, ball velocity in conjunction with wind strength being assessed...'

'A remote controlled golf ball! Yes, of course!'

'This is a satellite directional guide to line up the perfect putt!'

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

City Marathon.

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

A man shoots at a drone.

Questions Online

'I like to stay connected 247.'

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

"...and this year's Special Achievement Award for the longest undetected game of computer Solitaire goes to..."

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

At next mogul, carve left. At next mogul, carve right. Recalculating.

Sports and new technologies

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

'I think putting a better team together might work, too.'

Cricketer uses computer search engine called 'Googly'.

"Too much information."

10K Text-And-Run.

'I love these computerized running shoes that do the running without you.'

City Marathon.

Basketball championship games in the future.