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Extreme Golf

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

City Marathon.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

A man shoots at a drone.

Questions Online

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

'I like to stay connected 247.'

"...and this year's Special Achievement Award for the longest undetected game of computer Solitaire goes to..."

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

"Hey Ma, Timmy's please..."

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

"New tricks CD Rom"

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

Sports and new technologies

'I think putting a better team together might work, too.'

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'

"Too much information."

Sign pointing to the beach and in the direction of mobile phones.

"Hey, nice Apps!"

"Virtual workouts are getting so realistic."

"The key is to hit the deck before the ball arrives. Jake, not so fast!"

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Though a bit cumbersome, Les Hinmon's personal GPS dramatically improved his game.

10K Text-And-Run.

'I love these computerized running shoes that do the running without you.'

'This little gadget monitors my blood pressure, my pulse, and the performance of my very sleek designer running shoes.'

Basketball championship games in the future.