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Extreme Golf

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

City Marathon.

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

Questions Online

'I like to stay connected 247.'

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

"...and this year's Special Achievement Award for the longest undetected game of computer Solitaire goes to..."

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

"Hey Ma, Timmy's please..."

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

"New tricks CD Rom"

Sports and new technologies

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

'I think putting a better team together might work, too.'

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'

"Hey, nice Apps!"

"Virtual workouts are getting so realistic."

"The key is to hit the deck before the ball arrives. Jake, not so fast!"

"Too much information."

Sign pointing to the beach and in the direction of mobile phones.

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'This little gadget monitors my blood pressure, my pulse, and the performance of my very sleek designer running shoes.'

'I love these computerized running shoes that do the running without you.'

"I'd go swimming if there was a way to use my phone while under water."

City Marathon.