Tech-savvy Fighter T-Shirts

Modern Self Defense

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

City Marathon.

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

Ninja.

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

"...and this year's Special Achievement Award for the longest undetected game of computer Solitaire goes to..."

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

Playing chess with a QR code for a chessboard

Doctor handing cell phone to patient: 'Here, take this and call me in the morning.'

"Is anybody listening to me?"

Sports and new technologies

'Where are we? Check it out on trailquest, Bart.'

"I run a weight loss site, and my friend here runs a bodybuilding site."

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

The hazards of forgetting to turn off your cell phone,

Bruce Lee with dangerous mouse.

"Too much information."

Cricketer uses computer search engine called 'Googly'.

'Don't get smart with me!'

"I had to give up my secret identity—no more phone booths."

'I love these computerized running shoes that do the running without you.'

'No wait. It's not the end of the round. It's just my mobile ringing.'

City Marathon.

"Please help. Never learned PowerPoint."

Basketball championship games in the future.

Baseball Players with QR Codes on their Shirts.

"I forgot to program my smartwatch to remind me to stop running. I'm about 1,200 miles away."