Tech-savvy Fighter Pillows

Modern Self Defense

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

City Marathon.

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

Ninja.

A man shoots at a drone.

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

"...and this year's Special Achievement Award for the longest undetected game of computer Solitaire goes to..."

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

Playing chess with a QR code for a chessboard

Doctor handing cell phone to patient: 'Here, take this and call me in the morning.'

Sports and new technologies

"I run a weight loss site, and my friend here runs a bodybuilding site."

"Is anybody listening to me?"

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

'Where are we? Check it out on trailquest, Bart.'

'I'm not packing - This is my BlackBerry.'

Cricketer uses computer search engine called 'Googly'.

Bruce Lee with dangerous mouse.

How can I help you, sir? The monitor stopped working. I can't follow the plane's progress. I don't know where we are. Well … sir, you don't really need to know where we are at all time. You're not the pilot. But you were showing me our location. I got used to seeing it. It was comforting. You can't just snatch it away! Don't you have other binkies? Where's you iPhone? I need to know precisely when we pass the North Pole!

"Too much information."

The hazards of forgetting to turn off your cell phone,

'Don't get smart with me!'

"I had to give up my secret identity—no more phone booths."

'I love these computerized running shoes that do the running without you.'

10K Text-And-Run.

'No wait. It's not the end of the round. It's just my mobile ringing.'

City Marathon.

"Please help. Never learned PowerPoint."

Baseball Players with QR Codes on their Shirts.

"I forgot to program my smartwatch to remind me to stop running. I'm about 1,200 miles away."