Tech-savvy Warrior Pillows

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

Twelve-step verification

Bruce Lee with dangerous mouse.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

Pan Extension Chord

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

Scenic selfie site

Cyberwarfare

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

"Now right-click on the icon."

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

Young MacDonald

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'

"Thanks to this new app, I now know Jim there is disgruntled."

"Keep your eyes peeled for a place to charge our phones, men."

'They call it a remote because that's the chnaces of me being able to program it.'

Wringing the Monitor

Surfer on his mobile phone.

"Pull over and check your phone" "Once more for good luck" "Maybe just another teensy look"

"Looks like another case of someone over forty trying to understand Snapchat."

"Log into nature"

Stressed Office Junior

"The car is smart, but he's not. Apparently, he doesn't listen to it when it says it needs gas."

'Call you back. I've got an important tweet coming in.'

"I'll be walking by your door in a second if you want to try to get my attention."

'It's the fountain of youth!'

Campground Wi-fi.

Man hanging cameras on Moose Antlers.

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."