Tech-weary Warrior Pillows

"I'll be walking by your door in a second if you want to try to get my attention."

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'He's under office-arrest.'

Cyberwarfare

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

"Now right-click on the icon."

'Ecchh! Six weeks on the road! - Lousy food, lousy motels. . . but there's good, too. . . like heading back home.'

Health warning - This job will lead you to drink.

'Okay - Who built this site?'

'They call it a remote because that's the chnaces of me being able to program it.'

Wringing the Monitor

"Looks like another case of someone over forty trying to understand Snapchat."

"Pull over and check your phone" "Once more for good luck" "Maybe just another teensy look"

Stressed Office Junior

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

'Your reign of terror is over evil dragon, for I have slain your internet service provider!'

'To get away from his video games, we sent him to camp for a month. All they do is play video games there.'

'Maybe your computer is flipping into sleep mode is because it's 1:30 in the morning and time to go to bed.'

Bruce Lee with dangerous mouse.

'Our computer system crashed last night, following a high-speed chase by area police. It's currently lodged in the county jail. That's all I have right now!'

'Don't get smart with me!'

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

'Nothing to worry about, Dear, just a little accident on the information superhighway.'

Tarzan fights mouse.

Cash machine: 'Game over.'

"Please help. Never learned PowerPoint."

Viruses on mobile phones.

'How could Plato write The Republic with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a deluxe computer?'

"My life is one unending pop-up ad."

Computer use issues