Tech-savvy Superhero Pillows

"I had to give up my secret identity—no more phone booths."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

City Marathon.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

Halloween Selfie

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

The Housewife

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

"Okay...so I could have been wrong about a few facts..."

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

"Now right-click on the icon."

Tuppermalware

'Well, nurse, it was a bit daft putting me next to this mirror!'

Battle against Ebola.

Covid Duel

"I can't be sure, but I think Dracula is the bat holding the phone."

"My dog deleted my excuses app."

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

'They call it a remote because that's the chnaces of me being able to program it.'

"On this comparison website I can get a thinner you, with more personality and a bushier mustache."

"Looks like another case of someone over forty trying to understand Snapchat."

"Two bars—how about you?"

Sports and new technologies

Video Chat with Dad from his new smart phone.

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'

"Too much information."