Tech-savvy Daredevil Pillows

A trapeze artist texting forgets to grab his fellow artist.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Pan Extension Chord

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Halloween Selfie

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

Rumours Online

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

Information Tightrope.

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

Scenic selfie site

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

"Now right-click on the icon."

'Internet' 'Internot'

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."

'I'll give you a HUGE bonus in bitcoins if you can explain to me what the hell they are.'

Young MacDonald

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

It's only an email, what harm can it do?

Bungee jumping with your PC.

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."