Tech-savvy Daredevil T-Shirts

A trapeze artist texting forgets to grab his fellow artist.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

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'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

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Rumours Online

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

Information Tightrope.

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

Scenic selfie site

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

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"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

"Now right-click on the icon."

'Internet' 'Internot'

"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."

'I'll give you a HUGE bonus in bitcoins if you can explain to me what the hell they are.'

Young MacDonald

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

It's only an email, what harm can it do?

"Thanks to this new app, I now know Jim there is disgruntled."