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"Please help. Never learned PowerPoint."

"I feel stupid calling tech support for a toaster."

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

"What the ∆∂∑† do most of these Ω∞§Ωing buttons do?"

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

Cyberwarfare

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

"Now right-click on the icon."

'They call it a remote because that's the chnaces of me being able to program it.'

Wringing the Monitor

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

"Pull over and check your phone" "Once more for good luck" "Maybe just another teensy look"

"Looks like another case of someone over forty trying to understand Snapchat."

"I'll be walking by your door in a second if you want to try to get my attention."

Stressed Office Junior

'Your reign of terror is over evil dragon, for I have slain your internet service provider!'

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'

"I did my homework, but it got lost in cyberspace."

Bruce Lee with dangerous mouse.

'It's like a penalty shoot-out, only when it's my turn the ball morphs into a balloon!'

'Don't get smart with me!'

'Fighting evil, fighting evil, fighting evil...oh, wait, how about the 17th, say noonish?'

'How could Plato write The Republic with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a deluxe computer?'

Computer use issues

Viruses on mobile phones.

Tarzan fights mouse.

'The virus is that bad, huh?'

'My spreadsheet says we must lighten by 152 pounds.'

'I know you never get grandpa's texts, but I don't have the heart to tell him he's using the TV remote.'