Tech-challenged Warrior Mugs

"Please help. Never learned PowerPoint."

"I feel stupid calling tech support for a toaster."

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

"What the ∆∂∑† do most of these Ω∞§Ωing buttons do?"

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

Cyberwarfare

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

"Now right-click on the icon."

iPhone Senior

'They call it a remote because that's the chnaces of me being able to program it.'

Wringing the Monitor

"Pull over and check your phone" "Once more for good luck" "Maybe just another teensy look"

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

Stressed Office Junior

"Looks like another case of someone over forty trying to understand Snapchat."

"I'll be walking by your door in a second if you want to try to get my attention."

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'

'Your reign of terror is over evil dragon, for I have slain your internet service provider!'

Bruce Lee with dangerous mouse.

"I did my homework, but it got lost in cyberspace."

'It's like a penalty shoot-out, only when it's my turn the ball morphs into a balloon!'

'Don't get smart with me!'

Computer use issues

'Fighting evil, fighting evil, fighting evil...oh, wait, how about the 17th, say noonish?'

Viruses on mobile phones.

Tarzan fights mouse.

'How could Plato write The Republic with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a deluxe computer?'

'The virus is that bad, huh?'

'I know you never get grandpa's texts, but I don't have the heart to tell him he's using the TV remote.'