Tech-stressed Warrior Mugs

Stressed Office Junior

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

"Planning, who's got time for planning... I don't even have time to get dressed in the morning."

"Every summer I regret having used up all my vacation days in January."

'I'm working about 85 cups of coffee a week. Why do you ask?'

'The boss is taking me along for a working vacation. I'll be doing his work while he has fun.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

Burn out

Cyberwarfare

"I don't know what's so funny. All I asked was whether this was their only flight today."

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list."

"She has perfected her micro-nap to look as though she is thinking."

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

"Now right-click on the icon."

"Well, nothing shows up on the tests. Your headaches are probably just stress related."

"I told my boss there weren't enough hours in my day. He said that's why they invented the night."

"When I told you to back things up, I meant your computer stuff, not your work flow."

"Bad Bout of Corporate Angst."

"He said something about being stressed out and not to wake him or he'd sue!!"

"And when you finish curing all your patients we would like you to sort out climate change. . ."

"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."

'They call it a remote because that's the chnaces of me being able to program it.'

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

Wringing the Monitor

Love Hate Computer Relationship

"I'll be walking by your door in a second if you want to try to get my attention."

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."