Tech-stressed Warrior Prints

Stressed Office Junior

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

"Planning, who's got time for planning... I don't even have time to get dressed in the morning."

'I'm working about 85 cups of coffee a week. Why do you ask?'

'The boss is taking me along for a working vacation. I'll be doing his work while he has fun.'

"Every summer I regret having used up all my vacation days in January."

Burn out

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

"I don't know what's so funny. All I asked was whether this was their only flight today."

Cyberwarfare

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list."

"Now right-click on the icon."

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

"Well, nothing shows up on the tests. Your headaches are probably just stress related."

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

"She has perfected her micro-nap to look as though she is thinking."

"I told my boss there weren't enough hours in my day. He said that's why they invented the night."

"He said something about being stressed out and not to wake him or he'd sue!!"

"When I told you to back things up, I meant your computer stuff, not your work flow."

"Bad Bout of Corporate Angst."

"And when you finish curing all your patients we would like you to sort out climate change. . ."

"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

'They call it a remote because that's the chnaces of me being able to program it.'

Wringing the Monitor

Love Hate Computer Relationship

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

"I'll be walking by your door in a second if you want to try to get my attention."