Technology-challenged Warrior Prints

'Don't get smart with me!'

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

Cyberwarfare

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

'Technology hates me.'

"Now right-click on the icon."

'They call it a remote because that's the chnaces of me being able to program it.'

Wringing the Monitor

Stressed Office Junior

"Pull over and check your phone" "Once more for good luck" "Maybe just another teensy look"

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

"Looks like another case of someone over forty trying to understand Snapchat."

"I'll be walking by your door in a second if you want to try to get my attention."

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'

'Your reign of terror is over evil dragon, for I have slain your internet service provider!'

'To get away from his video games, we sent him to camp for a month. All they do is play video games there.'

'Maybe your computer is flipping into sleep mode is because it's 1:30 in the morning and time to go to bed.'

"I did my homework, but it got lost in cyberspace."

'It's like a penalty shoot-out, only when it's my turn the ball morphs into a balloon!'

Bruce Lee with dangerous mouse.

'How could Plato write The Republic with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a deluxe computer?'

Viruses on mobile phones.

"Please help. Never learned PowerPoint."

Cash machine: 'Game over.'

'Fighting evil, fighting evil, fighting evil...oh, wait, how about the 17th, say noonish?'

Tarzan fights mouse.

Computer use issues

'The virus is that bad, huh?'