Technology-challenged Hero T-Shirts

"My dad? Forget about it! He's clueless about cells...he'd never read my text messages...trust me!"

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

"Now right-click on the icon."

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

Blue-Collar Workers

'They call it a remote because that's the chnaces of me being able to program it.'

"Nothing makes me feel so old as having to scroll down and down to find my year of birth."

"Looks like another case of someone over forty trying to understand Snapchat."

Stressed Office Junior

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'

Bruce Lee with dangerous mouse.

'It's like a penalty shoot-out, only when it's my turn the ball morphs into a balloon!'

"I did my homework, but it got lost in cyberspace."

Job Safety - Valves.

'Don't get smart with me!'

"I had to give up my secret identity—no more phone booths."

'How could Plato write The Republic with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a deluxe computer?'

'And then Steve Jobs invented apple computers.'

'Fighting evil, fighting evil, fighting evil...oh, wait, how about the 17th, say noonish?'

"Please help. Never learned PowerPoint."

Computer use issues

'I know you never get grandpa's texts, but I don't have the heart to tell him he's using the TV remote.'

Twelve-step verification

"Darling, I can't set the digital recorder, I've lost the seven year old!"

"So what do we do when we can't say anything nice about someone?"

"What the ∆∂∑† do most of these Ω∞§Ωing buttons do?"

'When it comes to texting, I'm all thumbs.'

"I'm sending you back to elementary school so you can get your computer skills up."

"I can't call nobody on this newfangled dang cellular telephone!" "That's the TV remote, Roy."

"Alexa! Play Lawrence Welk! Alexa! Play Lawrence Welk! Alexa..." "That's a can of chopped chicken, Grampa."