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"Alexa! Play Lawrence Welk! Alexa! Play Lawrence Welk! Alexa..." "That's a can of chopped chicken, Grampa."

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

City Marathon.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

A man shoots at a drone.

"Now right-click on the icon."

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

iPhone Senior

'Romeo, Romeo, wi-fi art thou, Romeo...'

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

'They call it a remote because that's the chnaces of me being able to program it.'

"Nothing makes me feel so old as having to scroll down and down to find my year of birth."

Sports and new technologies

"Looks like another case of someone over forty trying to understand Snapchat."

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'

Couple in front of computer. Screen reads 'Internet shopping with husband'. Husband is huffing, puffing and sighing.

"I did my homework, but it got lost in cyberspace."

"Too much information."

'It's like a penalty shoot-out, only when it's my turn the ball morphs into a balloon!'

'Don't get smart with me!'

Though a bit cumbersome, Les Hinmon's personal GPS dramatically improved his game.

"I had to give up my secret identity—no more phone booths."

Computer use issues

'Data on distance, ball velocity in conjunction with wind strength being assessed...'

'How could Plato write The Republic with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a deluxe computer?'

City Marathon.

Basketball championship games in the future.

"Please help. Never learned PowerPoint."