Technologically Challenged Champ T-Shirts

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

City Marathon.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"Now right-click on the icon."

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

"...and this year's Special Achievement Award for the longest undetected game of computer Solitaire goes to..."

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

'They call it a remote because that's the chnaces of me being able to program it.'

STRIP Hambone: To old to work computers

"We're going to have to do something about the suspension on this thing!"

Sports and new technologies

"Looks like another case of someone over forty trying to understand Snapchat."

'It's like a penalty shoot-out, only when it's my turn the ball morphs into a balloon!'

"Too much information."

'How could Plato write The Republic with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a deluxe computer?'

"I did my homework, but it got lost in cyberspace."

"Aw geez. I can't unlock my phone." "That's the TV remote. And we're out of Chardonnay."

'Don't get smart with me!'

'I must get an instruction book for this phone...that's the fifth time this week I've taken a photograph of my right ear.'

Baseball Players with QR Codes on their Shirts.

Basketball championship games in the future.

City Marathon.

Computer use issues

'This is a satellite directional guide to line up the perfect putt!'