Technologically Challenged Champ Gifts

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

City Marathon.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

'I thought I was being technologically savvy but now I realize Twittering, Googling and Yahoo make me sound like an idiot.'

A man shoots at a drone.

"Now right-click on the icon."

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

"...and this year's Special Achievement Award for the longest undetected game of computer Solitaire goes to..."

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

'Romeo, Romeo, wi-fi art thou, Romeo...'

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

'They call it a remote because that's the chnaces of me being able to program it.'

STRIP Hambone: To old to work computers

"Looks like another case of someone over forty trying to understand Snapchat."

"We're going to have to do something about the suspension on this thing!"

Sports and new technologies

'How could Plato write The Republic with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a deluxe computer?'

'It's like a penalty shoot-out, only when it's my turn the ball morphs into a balloon!'

"Too much information."

"Aw geez. I can't unlock my phone." "That's the TV remote. And we're out of Chardonnay."

"I did my homework, but it got lost in cyberspace."

'Don't get smart with me!'

'I must get an instruction book for this phone...that's the fifth time this week I've taken a photograph of my right ear.'

Though a bit cumbersome, Les Hinmon's personal GPS dramatically improved his game.

"Please help. Never learned PowerPoint."

'Data on distance, ball velocity in conjunction with wind strength being assessed...'

Computer use issues

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Baseball Players with QR Codes on their Shirts.