Technology-challenged Champ Gifts

"I'm not sure we've QUITE got the hang of this video conferencing thing."

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

City Marathon.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

Then one day I mistakenly hit "reply all."

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

A man shoots at a drone.

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

"Now right-click on the icon."

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

'Your father is having a tough time with his online course.'

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

iPhone Senior

'Romeo, Romeo, wi-fi art thou, Romeo...'

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

'They call it a remote because that's the chnaces of me being able to program it.'

"Nothing makes me feel so old as having to scroll down and down to find my year of birth."

"Looks like another case of someone over forty trying to understand Snapchat."

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

Sports and new technologies

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'

Couple in front of computer. Screen reads 'Internet shopping with husband'. Husband is huffing, puffing and sighing.

"Too much information."

'It's like a penalty shoot-out, only when it's my turn the ball morphs into a balloon!'

"I did my homework, but it got lost in cyberspace."

'Don't get smart with me!'

Though a bit cumbersome, Les Hinmon's personal GPS dramatically improved his game.

'This is a satellite directional guide to line up the perfect putt!'

Computer use issues

'Data on distance, ball velocity in conjunction with wind strength being assessed...'

City Marathon.