Technology-challenged Champ Mugs

"I'm not sure we've QUITE got the hang of this video conferencing thing."

City Marathon.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

"Now right-click on the icon."

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

'They call it a remote because that's the chnaces of me being able to program it.'

"Nothing makes me feel so old as having to scroll down and down to find my year of birth."

Sports and new technologies

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

"Looks like another case of someone over forty trying to understand Snapchat."

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'

Couple in front of computer. Screen reads 'Internet shopping with husband'. Husband is huffing, puffing and sighing.

"Too much information."

"I did my homework, but it got lost in cyberspace."

'It's like a penalty shoot-out, only when it's my turn the ball morphs into a balloon!'

'Don't get smart with me!'

Computer use issues

'Data on distance, ball velocity in conjunction with wind strength being assessed...'

'This is a satellite directional guide to line up the perfect putt!'

City Marathon.

Basketball championship games in the future.