Tech-challenged Champs T-Shirts

"First the TV remote, then the cell phone, Blackberry, iPod, and iPhone. Dad can't keep up with what he's supposed to lose."

"It's amazing! There's even a place to put your beer!"

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

"Now right-click on the icon."

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

'They call it a remote because that's the chnaces of me being able to program it.'

"Nothing makes me feel so old as having to scroll down and down to find my year of birth."

STRIP Hambone: To old to work computers

"Looks like another case of someone over forty trying to understand Snapchat."

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'

Couple in front of computer. Screen reads 'Internet shopping with husband'. Husband is huffing, puffing and sighing.

"Aw geez. I can't unlock my phone." "That's the TV remote. And we're out of Chardonnay."

'How could Plato write The Republic with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a deluxe computer?'

"I did my homework, but it got lost in cyberspace."

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

'Don't get smart with me!'

'I must get an instruction book for this phone...that's the fifth time this week I've taken a photograph of my right ear.'

"Junior said to check out his Facebook page. Guess I better go find my library card."

'How could Plato write The Republic with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a deluxe computer?'

"Please help. Never learned PowerPoint."

'I'm afraid keeping up with digital technology has finally taken its toll.'

'Fighting evil, fighting evil, fighting evil...oh, wait, how about the 17th, say noonish?'

Computer use issues

'Your father's bought a computer so he can complain constantly about having a virus.'

'The wheel was great. What have you done for me lately.'

"Mrs. HIggins, which button do I push to make a smiley face?"

"Your dad doesn't want to see or hear any comments on his social media page. Please explain to him how to turn them off."

"This is boring. Let's invite the grandkids over and watch them look at their phones."