Tech Daredevil T-Shirts

'I'll give you a HUGE bonus in bitcoins if you can explain to me what the hell they are.'

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"Taking crazy risks gives me such a rush. Like check out my phone. No case!"

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

YOLO vs YODO

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Meet the new factory manager.

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Information Tightrope.

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

The hall of bad ideas.

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'I tried it at home...'