Tech-savvy Gunslinger T-Shirts

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"This sure makes my job easier."

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

"Ain't nobody gonna end a meeting faster than me."

"Dad should stick to technology, because his art is horrible."

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian

'The new technology allows us to monitor all the players performance levels like heart rate, acting ability, etc.'

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

'Hang on, the analysis of the Audiospectrograph of that call indicates it's a decoy...'

Computer for used for on-line dancing.

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'

A Hunter on a Mechanical Horse.

Bruce Lee with dangerous mouse.

'Boys, you'll have to leave your guns with me during happy hour.'

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

'Don't get smart with me!'

"I had to give up my secret identity—no more phone booths."

Modern Self Defense

"Please help. Never learned PowerPoint."

'I ain't no lady! I'm Billy the Kid's pistol packin' mama!'

Cowboy.

Texas messaging by cowboy

"I was a lonesome cowboy until I got this damn telephone."

'Fighting evil, fighting evil, fighting evil...oh, wait, how about the 17th, say noonish?'

Odds-on favourite computer program in the paperless office of the future.