Tech-savvy Gunslinger Gifts

'I'm not packing - This is my BlackBerry.'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

"This sure makes my job easier."

Cowboy spins guns, spins himself.

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

'The new technology allows us to monitor all the players performance levels like heart rate, acting ability, etc.'

"Ain't nobody gonna end a meeting faster than me."

Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian

"Dad should stick to technology, because his art is horrible."

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

They're on Twitter and playing Twister! Neat! Twizzler?

'Hang on, the analysis of the Audiospectrograph of that call indicates it's a decoy...'

Computer for used for on-line dancing.

A Hunter on a Mechanical Horse.

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'

'Boys, you'll have to leave your guns with me during happy hour.'

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

Bruce Lee with dangerous mouse.

"I got a text from Black Bart. What does a sideways frowny face mean?"

'Don't get smart with me!'

"I had to give up my secret identity—no more phone booths."

'I ain't no lady! I'm Billy the Kid's pistol packin' mama!'

'Fighting evil, fighting evil, fighting evil...oh, wait, how about the 17th, say noonish?'

"Please help. Never learned PowerPoint."

Cowboy.

Texas messaging by cowboy

"I was a lonesome cowboy until I got this damn telephone."

Modern Self Defense