Bowling Expert Gifts

Sisyphus Pushes A Giant Bowling Ball

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'The grudge match.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"The stock market went downholl, visited an ice cream parlor, then went bowling and ended the trading day in the pub."

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

King Pin

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

Bowling ball head.

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

Corporate thinking.

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

"Heh, heh...'the angels are bowling' is just a figure of speech, son."

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

Joe Hundredaire

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'