Bowling Expert Gifts

Sisyphus Pushes A Giant Bowling Ball

Polar bear bowling alley

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'The grudge match.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"The stock market went downholl, visited an ice cream parlor, then went bowling and ended the trading day in the pub."

Bowling ball head.

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

King Pin

Corporate thinking.

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

Pin-atas

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

Vikings to the Super bowl.

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

Jimmy Anderson

Joe Hundredaire

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

A triathlon for the lazy and unfit.

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

"Heh, heh...'the angels are bowling' is just a figure of speech, son."

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'