Bowling Coach Gifts

General bowling.

Last Smokes

A bowling pin shaped chicken has lined up her eggs in a bowling pin formation.

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

"Maybe we shouldn't have used bowling balls for ornaments."

Polar bear bowling alley

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'The grudge match.'

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Bowling ball head.

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

"The stock market went downholl, visited an ice cream parlor, then went bowling and ended the trading day in the pub."

King Pin

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

Corporate thinking.

Pin-atas

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

Vikings to the Super bowl.

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

"Heh, heh...'the angels are bowling' is just a figure of speech, son."

Jimmy Anderson

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

Joe Hundredaire