Bowling Coach Gifts

General bowling.

Last Smokes

A bowling pin shaped chicken has lined up her eggs in a bowling pin formation.

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

"Maybe we shouldn't have used bowling balls for ornaments."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'The grudge match.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

King Pin

Bowling ball head.

"The stock market went downholl, visited an ice cream parlor, then went bowling and ended the trading day in the pub."

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

Corporate thinking.

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

"Heh, heh...'the angels are bowling' is just a figure of speech, son."

Joe Hundredaire

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

'You really can be quite striking at times.'